Pt. 3 of the "How do I detest thee?" series is actually the most substantial portion, so I'm going to need to work on it overnight to finish and will be posting it tomorrow instead of tonight.
Edit - I forgot its customary when putting someone on hold to play some music in the interim.
"Last night" by P Diddy featuring Keyshia Cole
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