Wednesday, July 04, 2007

4th of July Blog Post of the Day

Thomas Paine Would Fuck George W. Bush's Shit Up by The Rude Pundit

You've read the frighteningly contemporary-sounding Declaration of Independence enough. On this Fourth of July, howzabout some words from the original American rude pundit, Thomas Paine, the ass-kickingest Founder. These are some motherfuckin' fireworks, all written between 1776 and 1783.
Thomas Paine would indeed "fuck George W. Bush's shit up." And of course, The Rude Pundit is dead on when he states

Thomas Paine. Today, he'd be shouted down by Bill O'Reilly for his treachery and oh-so preciously mocked by Maureen Dowd for his sincerity. But, as George Washington said, without him, we wouldn't have won the independence we're supposed to celebrate today.

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