"And so the great battle for Christmas 2005 was won by traditional forces ..."
If you didn't know better, you'd expect the above was written as satire. But it wasn't. That's Bill O'Reilly in Culture Warrior - apparently seriously - bragging about how he saved Christmas in '05 ... okay, he doesn't flat out say he saved Christmas, but reading it one is left with the impression that O'Reilly does indeed believe that.
I was flipping through the book today and came across this bit of absurdity.
Well I Guess That’s That. I’m Going to Hell.
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